Cut jokes
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
I love you like my cuts.
Deeply.
I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.
When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"
I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.