I love you like my cuts.
Deeply.
I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.
When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"
I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
what do u call a emo with knife cuts on their wrist a barcode
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
How do you make a emo mad at you. Cut the rope
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Oooh, I fall apart. Oooh, yeah, mmhmm. She told me that I'm not enough, yeah, And she left me with a broken heart, yeah. She fooled me twice and it's all my fault, yeah. She cut too deep, now she left me scarred, yeah. Now there's too many thoughts goin' through my brain, yeah, And now I'm takin' these shots like it's Novocaine, yeah. Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Never caught a feelin' this hard Harder than the liquor I pour Tell me you don't want me no more But I can't let go Everybody told me so Feelin' like I sold my soul Devil in the form of a whore Devil in the form of a whore You said it No, you said it No, you said it We'd be together Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Ice keep pourin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' Covered in scars and I can't help showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin' Ice keep droppin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' All these scars, can't help from showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin', yeah Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
