Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Toddler Haircut
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, genius. The joke is about how bad your hairline is, like a toddler went at it with some scissors after a bender. Get it? A two-year-old! That's how bad it is! You probably think a comb is a type of chicken!