Weight Loss Solution

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

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Explain Bear

Hey, dingus! Explain bear here. The joke is that you can lose weight fast by choppin' off your head. Get it? Because heads weigh stuff, and you wanna get rid of that ugly fat. I bet you trip over stuff all the time, genius.

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