Nunavut Police Fun

Alright, listen up, numbskull. The joke is that Nunavut is a territory in Canada with a lot of ice and seals. The cops there are probably bored out of their minds. "Cut the Rope" is a game where you cut ropes to feed candy to a monster, and seals are often caught with ropes around their necks, so the joke is that the cops in Nunavut are just cutting ropes off of seals all day. You probably think seals are just like big, cuddly dogs, don't you? Wrong. They're vicious and will bite your face off if they get the chance. You probably wouldn't last a day in Nunavut. Stay in your mom's basement.