I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.
When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"
I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the person is joking about self-harm with their pal. The friend tells them to "cut it out" which is kinda funny 'cause it's a double meaning. Then they go to self-checkout and the friend scans their arm and suggests scanning their thighs to see if it beeps. The first person says their friend would overload the system with their thighs. It's funny 'cause, like, they are fat, which you probably are too.
