Crime

Crime jokes

History class

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

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  • Stereotype

    What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?

    Alien vs. Predator.

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  • Kebab

    My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.

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  • Girl

    What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.

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  • Chink

    It's the 1940s.

    The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.

    The chink gets sook chinged!

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  • Memes

    Rock

    When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.

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  • Rape

    Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.

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  • Drug Dealer

    What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

    A prostitute only has one crack, and has to wash it and sell it again.

    Shelter

    What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?

    "Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."

    Relationship

    My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.

    Paedophile

    In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.

    Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.

    Cannibal

    WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

    Hitler

    When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

    But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

    Drug Addict

    What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?

    I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!

    Balance

    Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.

    So I pushed her over.

    Rape

    If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?

    Arrest

    Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.