Crime jokes
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.
Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
How many times does 47 fit into 9?
Get in the van and find out.
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I know he LCD'd them and all, but I have been tripping all day.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.