Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
