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MarvelBoy87
3 years ago
  • Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.

    So I pushed her over.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because the dude took the lady's request literally. She wanted to check her bank balance, but he checked her *physical* balance by pushing her over. It's unexpected and kinda mean, which is why it's funny, ya brainless wonder.

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    Comments (3)

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    sallydabest

    3 years ago

    Hilarious!

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    MarvelBoy87

    3 years ago

    Thanks!

    LoserIsPro

    3 years ago

    bad

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