Balance Assistance

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because the dude took the lady's request literally. She wanted to check her bank balance, but he checked her *physical* balance by pushing her over. It's unexpected and kinda mean, which is why it's funny, ya brainless wonder.

Comments (3)

sallydabest

3 years ago

Hilarious!

MarvelBoy87

3 years ago

Thanks!

LoserIsPro

3 years ago

bad

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