I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
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Alright listen up, chucklehead. So, this guy goes to a shooting range, right? He's probably blasting off some rounds, feeling all cool. Then BAM! He sees on the news that there's a SCHOOL shooting at HIS shooting range! Get it? He's implying that HE was the school shooter, but he's playing dumb like he doesn't know who ratted him out. You are probably one of those soyjacks that can't understand irony, but I had to spell it out for you anyways.