Crime jokes
Stop hating on pedos; at least they drive slow in a school zone, smh 🤣
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects.
"Explain."
Sus 1: I don't vandalize.
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.
Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.
Sus 4: I eat bricks.
Police: I know who.
RiceGum: Who?
Police: ITS-
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Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
Why was the guitarist arrested? He fingered a minor.
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
So, three guys are walking down the street together and decide to go rob a bank.
The first one goes for the richest man in the city’s vault but can’t open it easily and is caught and sent to death in jail for robbing the richest man.
The second one goes for his uncle's vault because screw that son of a b***h; he’s rich, why does he need all the money? But his uncle was unfortunately at the vault that day and snapped his nephew's neck.
The third one went for his ex’s vault and thought, “Well, that b***h can suck my d**k; she’s so poor anyway, who would care if I take all her money so she dies of hunger and dehydration and homelessness?” So he managed to get into her vault easily because it wasn’t heavily locked and took all her money. The next day, the third guy's ex showed up to his house and said, “I’m gonna f*****g murder you,” so she shot him dead and got her money from his house.
In hell, the three guys see each other and explain what happened. The third guy did and then asked, “You know, I don’t get it. If the richest guys are heavily guarded but already have so much money in their house, why does it need to be heavily guarded? I don’t understand why the poorer aren’t heavily guarded when they are so poor they need the money.” And the first guy said, “B***h, I don’t know, maybe the bank tellers think poor people should suck it and just die already.”
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.