Crime jokes
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.