Crime jokes
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Ohio BRUH
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.