Crime jokes
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
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I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.