Crime jokes

Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.

Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?

Because his TikTok blew up...

What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.

A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.

A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"

Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"

Mom: "He got inside a white van."

A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Same person.

Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.

Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"

Because she was uneducated.

What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.

What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?

A pedophile.

What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?

Genocide is racist.

Curiosity killed the cat.

But for a while, I was a suspect.

Why did the skeleton go to jail?

Because he was bad to the bone!

What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?

At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

Rape isn't a joke.

It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.

It's a way of art, and works on anybody!

Like this if you agree.

Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!

What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?

A KinderGarden.

I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!

What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?

One had the last supper.

How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.