Crime jokes

Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.

Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.

What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.

The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!

Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?

Because the white guy actually did it.

A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Same person.

What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?

A KKKO.

Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"

Because she was uneducated.

Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.

What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.

What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?

A pedophile.

Rape isn't a joke.

It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.

It's a way of art, and works on anybody!

Like this if you agree.

What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?

Genocide is racist.

Curiosity killed the cat.

But for a while, I was a suspect.

What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?

At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

Why did the skeleton go to jail?

Because he was bad to the bone!

What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?

A KinderGarden.

What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?

One had the last supper.

How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.

Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.