Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute only has one crack, and has to wash it and sell it again.
My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.