What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
Why did the ophan rob the bank: Because he/she wanted to be wanted
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
