Christmas special
Me:can you describe mrs Claus in 3 words Santa: ho ho ho
MEH NAME
I hate it when people are at my house and ask “do you have a bathroom?” What answer Are they expecting “no, we pee in the yard”
And the lord said unto John “come forth and you will receive eternal life” but John came fifth and won a toaster
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said “THATS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE” the man replied with “no, it’s not domestic violence it’s DUMBASS-D*CK VIOLENCE”