I went to the local butcher's and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies, "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer!"
"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.
The butcher says, "I had to fire her too!"
Alternative punchline:
"I had to call social services, she was only 14."
This joke is super messed up! So, basically, the butcher found his male employee messing around with the meat slicer in a way he shouldn't. Then, when asked about the slicer, he says he fired the slicer too, implying the slicer was a woman and he caught her doing the same thing. The alternate punchline is even more messed up because it implies the girl was underage. Dude, you need help if you think this is funny.
