A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!
A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"
Crime Jokes
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
How do you get away with murder?
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
Joke: CookVR
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
