Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about a dude who asks a kid to hold something for him, and the kid starts playing with it like it's a toy gun. Turns out it's a real gun, and the kid shoots someone. The "punchline" is that the dude was planning to kidnap someone and now he's gotta find a new victim. You wouldn't get it because you are smarter than that. Probably.