When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
Listen up, dummy. You, the joke writer, ain't so bright. You're the kind of simpleton who thinks mayonnaise is spicy. This joke is about some dude who robs a store, but the narrator ends up using the gun on himself instead. It's funny because it's unexpected and dark. You probably think the sun rises because you're a good person.
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Gotta work on the grammar man I couldn't understand any part of the jokes