Crime jokes
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police.
And he wound up in prison.
Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"