Orphan Revenge

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained buffoon! The joke is all about how to handle an orphan who makes you angry. And the punchline? A stab in the neck and a bullet to the face. It's funny because it's so violent and over-the-top, especially considering the target is an orphan. You probably think orphans have parents, right? Newsflash: they don't! That's why they're called orphans! You are probably an orphan yourself. You also probably like pineapple on pizza.