Crime jokes
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
Whatβs the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits till youβre 13 to come on your face.
Memes
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
The ice cream man tried to murder me today.
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
Pedophiles smell good.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. πππ
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
I like my women like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.
I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)