Fishes the Police

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fishes.

Fishes who?

Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!

Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, chucklehead! This is a knock-knock joke, the pinnacle of sophisticated humor for folks like you who think a participation trophy is an achievement. The punchline plays on "Fishes" sounding like "fishing," which is like, cops catching crooks, get it? It's so basic, it's practically prehistoric. You probably still think the Earth is flat, don't you?

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  • Compulsive Giraffe

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