Crime jokes
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
I donated blood today. In the future, I will try to remember that I'm supposed to donate my blood only.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
I was at my boyfriend's house, and I thought he was cheating on me. He was on the phone with somebody, and he said he'd be over there soon. So I asked him if I could see his phone. He said no, and then we fought about it until I saw his gun, and because I thought he was lying to me, I shot him, went through his phone, and his friend was still on the phone.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.