Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Orphan Shooting
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Alright, listen up, nimrod. This joke is dark. Like, super dark. This dude shoots orphans, and when asked why, he says, "Who are they gonna tell, their parents?" Because, duh, orphans don't HAVE parents. See? I have to explain everything to you. You probably still watch Caillou, don't you?