Crime jokes
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
A guy was on trial for murder, and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done, and paid him the $10,000.
The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and wanted to let him go.
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
I like my dates like I like my wine...
Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
How many times does 47 fit into 9?
Get in the van and find out.
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."