You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Homeless Arrests Are Impossible Arrests
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Explain Bear
Alright, Zack, listen up! You think you're so clever, huh? Well, let me break it down for ya. Orphans don't have parents, and often they don't have a permanent home either. So, if they don't have a house, where are you gonna put them on house arrest? It's like trying to put water in a bucket with no bottom. Get it now, genius?