Chicago jokes

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!

A child's parents once lived in Chicago.

I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.

Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.

Chi

What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?

What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.

Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?

Because then Cincinnati would want one too.

O-Block

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer: Chi-ca-go