Chicago jokes
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
O-Block
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
