Chicago jokes

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer: Chi-ca-go

Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

A child's parents once lived in Chicago.

I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.

O-Block

Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?

They lost two towers.

Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.

There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?