Chicago jokes

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer: Chi-ca-go

Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

A child's parents once lived in Chicago.

I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.

O-Block

Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.

How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?

They lost two towers.

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?

Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.