I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about expectations. You think the grandpa is gonna get got by the cops, right? But NOPE! He pulls a Thelma & Louise and drives off a cliff instead. Surprise! Also, you are a bad speller. Based bear out!
Anonymous
That doesn't make sense