Duracell jokes

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.

You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.