Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
Q: What did the AISH worker say after her throat was slashed?
A: Ckkkkkk
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
Bill Cosplay
Roses are red, Larry is bad.
I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
How do you get away with rape?
