My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, nimrod! This joke is about Vegemite, which is this nasty Australian spread that's super dark. The joke is that the Vegemite is SO black, it's like a thief in the night, stealing their car! Get it? You probably don't, since you're still trying to figure out how to work your microwave, smoothbrain.