Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
The One Good Thing
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you mouth-breather. The joke is that a super bad guy, Epstein, did exactly one good thing in his whole miserable life: he died. It's funny 'cause it's true. Now go back to watching cartoons, the grown-ups are talking.
Shower thoughts
That man did not commit suicide