Jack and Jill went up the hill, both had Bacardi rum. When Jill's was gone, she wanted Jack's, that's why she took it from him.
Jack and Jill's Rum Heist
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. Jack and Jill went up a hill with booze. Jill drank all of hers and decided she wanted Jack's, so she just yoinked it. It's funny 'cause it's like, stealing is bad, but booze makes people do dumb stuff. Plus, you probably never had Bacardi rum since your mom stopped buying it after your dad's incident last Thanksgiving. Based!
Peter Griffin
August 12