Crime jokes
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Joke: CookVR
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
Your website.
Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.