Crime jokes
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don't know, I have both!
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
Jack and Jill popped some pills to get a little tipsy.
Jack got a surprise and bloodshot eyes because Jill gave him a roofie.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
What's the most between my uncle and aunt?
My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. An hour later, she got back home not only had she lost the stranger, but also her virginity.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.