Milk and Cheese Attack

  • A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!

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    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is a pun. "How dairy!" sounds like "How dare he!" Get it? It's funny because it uses the word "dairy" in place of "dare he," and dairy products like milk and cheese are what the man used to attack. Now go back to watching cartoons, you simpleton.

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