What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
I keep looking for my girlfriend's killer, but no one wants to do it.
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"
The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.
I groomed 2 minors today.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six-year-old.
