Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he cant get 5 stars because he ain't wanted
Me: Hi Jacob Jacob: Hi Me: your parents went to jail for littering when you were born Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
I heard there was a kidnapping
Don't worry he woke up
In the back of a van
It was his father's
Friend who was a priest
He was just bringing him to church
DARK ALERT******** a girl went 2 the doctor the doctor said she had 1yr to live she shot the doctor and the judge gave her 15 yrs. DARK ALERT********
What is a pedophiles favorite piano note?
A Minor
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 dollars in back taxes
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream
im required by law to tell you i am a regesterd sex offender
What did Stevie wonder see when he got Murdered
Nothing
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Why did the ophan rob the bank: Because he/she wanted to be wanted
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy.
Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victimless!
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
