A brunette fought and didn't get raped. A blonde thought and did get raped.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Its fine, he woke up
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested”. The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?”. The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish”.
When you steal the weird pet rock so he pulls out his pet glock
What do you call a otter video game that is about robbing?- Grand Theft Otter!
Crimes in 2018- assault, murder. Crimes in 2020- coughing in public.
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when i saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range, i dont know who snitched...
i stepped on a cornflake, they acused me of a serial killer?
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
Why do homeless people commit crimes
They get a bed in jail
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream
DARK ALERT******** a girl went 2 the doctor the doctor said she had 1yr to live she shot the doctor and the judge gave her 15 yrs. DARK ALERT********
I heard there was a kidnapping
Don't worry he woke up
In the back of a van
It was his father's
Friend who was a priest
He was just bringing him to church
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he cant get 5 stars because he ain't wanted
A guy who just got robbed says "I've been hacked and the hacker ransomware."
Me: Hi Jacob Jacob: Hi Me: your parents went to jail for littering when you were born Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
What the similarities of GTA V and 9/11. A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
