"It's not a war crime if you win the war" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 dollars in back taxes
What is a pedophiles favorite piano note?
A Minor
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately he lost his case.
What did Stevie wonder see when he got Murdered
Nothing
im required by law to tell you i am a regesterd sex offender
Why did the ophan rob the bank: Because he/she wanted to be wanted
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy.
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victimless!
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied
mother got shot, damn father got shot, damn sister got shot, damn brother got shot, damn auntie running away with a shot gun
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
Today I went to the doctor for a test and he said I have 10 months to live. So later that day I stabbed him to death & the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved
