Crime jokes
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the car.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.