Crime jokes
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Sniffing cocaine?
YES SIRRR!
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!