Crime

Crime jokes

Car

What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

Music

Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?

Memes

Rapist

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him.

Priest

I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.

Date

I like my dates like I like my wine...

Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.

Rape

How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?

By cutting off her fingers.

Rape victim

Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?

Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.

Rape

when is it normal to freeze before being raped?

when a policeman rapes you.

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  • Foster Care

    How to get quick cash:

    Step 1: Kill a child's parents.

    Step 2: Do foster care for them.

    Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.

    Orphan

    I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.

    Word

    What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

    "This isn't ketchup."

    Rape

    Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

    Micheal Jackson

    Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."

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  • Abortion

    What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?

    With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.

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