Crime

Crime jokes

Rape

when is it normal to freeze before being raped?

when a policeman rapes you.

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  • Rape

    If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.

    Car

    What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

    Memes

    Music

    Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?

    Rapist

    what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

    sue the dating site for matching her with him.

    Priest

    I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.

    Date

    I like my dates like I like my wine...

    Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.

    Rape

    How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?

    By cutting off her fingers.

    Foster Care

    How to get quick cash:

    Step 1: Kill a child's parents.

    Step 2: Do foster care for them.

    Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.

    Orphan

    I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.

    Word

    What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

    "This isn't ketchup."

    Micheal Jackson

    Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."

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  • Abortion

    What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?

    With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.

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