Where do pedophiles go hunting .... Elementary schools
Serial killers be like: blood is red veins are blue, next one is YOU.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins
suicide is a murder and my body should go to jail
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted
why did the orphan play gta because he wanted to feel the wanted level
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes , I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane
I dont like the term "kidnapping". I prefer "surprise adoption"
If Jesus told you to trust everyone that must be why there is a lot of kidnappings
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard...
“I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years.” “Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!” “No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him.”
Whats a knifes favorite person?
The victim.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
How to commit arson 1. Burn down an orphanage
Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
rape isn't a joke. it's a type of way of making friends, and to mate with other women. it's a way of art, and works on anybody! like this if you agree.
