me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Heart Thief
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Explanation
The humor comes from the unexpected and dark twist. The first person says they're going to steal the other person's heart, which is usually interpreted as a romantic gesture. However, the reveal that the first person is an organ trafficker gives the statement a literal and sinister meaning, creating a jarring comedic effect.
Anonymou
Pure gold! Slay girlfriend!
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Anonymous
pov the people on this website: "THAT IS SO OFFENSIVE I HAD MY RIGHT LUNG REMOVED WHEN I WAS!!!"
Simone
Lol love it.