Heart Thief

me: I'm going to steal your heart.

her: omg that's so romantic!!

me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The humor comes from the unexpected and dark twist. The first person says they're going to steal the other person's heart, which is usually interpreted as a romantic gesture. However, the reveal that the first person is an organ trafficker gives the statement a literal and sinister meaning, creating a jarring comedic effect.

Comments (3)

Pure gold! Slay girlfriend!

pov the people on this website: "THAT IS SO OFFENSIVE I HAD MY RIGHT LUNG REMOVED WHEN I WAS!!!"