Scammer jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.

Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"

What operating system do Indian scammers use?

"Window licker XP."

I never knew what my dad's job was.

One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"

My dad answered...

What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.

Why are Indians such good actors?

Most of them are phone scammers.

Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.

Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.

So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.

What do you call a guy from India calling you?

A scammer.