Scammer jokes

Why are Indians such good actors?

Most of them are phone scammers.

What do you call a guy from India calling you?

A scammer.

Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"

Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.

What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.

What operating system do Indian scammers use?

"Window licker XP."

So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.

When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.

He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.

Be careful around EDP445.