Scammer jokes

Why are Indians such good actors?

Most of them are phone scammers.

What do you call a guy from India calling you?

A scammer.

Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"

Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What operating system do Indian scammers use?

"Window licker XP."

When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...

So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.

A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.