Crime jokes
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.