Crime jokes
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
I am the danger.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!