What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
True fact: School shooters arenât dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasnât the one. The second said he doesnât know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Masterâs office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- âIf no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!â Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasnât them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- âMr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?â The teacher fainted.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
Why canât orphans be criminals?
Because theyâre unwanted.đ¤Łđ˘
Whatâs the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after youâve finished with her.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Itâs the only time theyâre ever wanted
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
