Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Dahmer's Tears
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying the person's hairline is so bad, it's enough to make Jeffrey Dahmer cry. And who is Jeffrey Dahmer? Only a serial killer and cannibal. Basically, your hairline is so terrifying it would make a literal monster shed a tear. No wonder you're confused.