Crime jokes
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”