Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
It's okay, you had socks on :)
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 dollars in back taxes
I'm a rapist.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
