What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Michael Jackson and Bank Robbery
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is banking on the fact that Michael Jackson was accused of hurting kids. Get it? 'Cause bank robberies hurt people, too? It's funny 'cause it's kinda messed up. Now, go back to drooling on yourself, you walking potato.