Crime jokes
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
I am the danger.