Crime jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.