Crime jokes
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the car.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
O-Block
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.
Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.