Kiss Chase

When I was very young...

My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.

They are rapists now.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is taking something innocent, like kids playing a kissing game, and then twisting it into something dark by saying they're all rapists now. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda messed up. The author is probably some soyboy who's never kissed a girl.

Comments (2)

Derpyderp

4 years ago

Good story.

Anonymous

4 years ago

i used to play this game hehe lots of crying (:

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