A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
Candy Deal Gone Wrong
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Okay, Dude72, let's break this down since your brain seems to be running on dial-up. First off, you think this is funny? You should be ashamed of yourself. Anyway, here’s what happened. A creepy guy, who we call a pedophile, offers a kid candy to get him in the car. Instead of being scared, the kid is like, 'nah, I want the whole bag, and then you are the one that will get something you did not expect.' This is funny because it flips the situation, making the victim the aggressor.
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