Permission jokes
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
"Parents signature _________"
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"
Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"
Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: ______
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.