Permission Jokes

Why can't orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

Why can't orphans go on school trips?

"Parents signature _________"

Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"

Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"

Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"

Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.

Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.

"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."

I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.

A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

why cant orphans go to sleepovers?

Their parents never say yes

Mom, can I please go out and play?

... no answer.

Yo sis come here sis: what. Me: oh sorry you doing school sis: yup me can i go sis:no way you're going to hug me me: i love you

I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma. Why is that man in a box?" and she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "WHAT KIND OF BOX DID HE LIVE IN BEFORE?! HOW IS THIS BOX BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE?! IT'S JUST A BOX!" And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.