Permission jokes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
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An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent signature________________
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.