Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?" Father:"FUCK THE CHILDREN" Preist:" Do you think we'll have time?"
What’s the only time you can do almost whatever you want
When you have a gun in you hand
“I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in awhile, but you’re really abusing that privilege.”
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "now were not even allowed to do that."
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
why cant orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer
Yo sis come here sis: what. Me: oh sorry you doing school sis: yup me can i go sis:no way you're going to hug me me: i love you
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma. Why is that man in a box?" and she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "WHAT KIND OF BOX DID HE LIVE IN BEFORE?! HOW IS THIS BOX BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE?! IT'S JUST A BOX!" And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because They don't need permission from their Parents
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
parents signature was required
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip but he needed his parents signature
Why couldn’t the underaged orphan get on an adult only website. Because you need your parents consent.
why cant a orphans go on a field trip???
They need there parents permission😆😆😆😆😆😆
I was absolutely fuming when i found out my mate was rifling through my mums knicker draw
No one goes in there without my permission
when a kinderX=MsgBox("you do not have permission to delete this item",2+64,"error")the abcsgarten teacher askes a kid to sing alphabet he said ab3defg teacher said do you like 3d he said yeah teacher yelled ok do you have a3ds yeah he said teacher goes ito his bag and sais say abcs or your 3ds will be destroyed he says ab3defghijlmnopqrs oh he learned well the teacher thrw the 3ds out the window the kid gets it and it still wirks then he googles abcs it goes to youtube and says abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz teacher is proud of the 3ds the class went home tekll ing pa
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
