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Early Cremation

I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?

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    Explain Bear

    Listen up, genius. The joke is that this knucklehead cremated someone who was still alive, then acts like it's no big deal because it was just an "early cremation." Get it? You're probably the type of person who thinks the Earth is flat and that birds aren't real. Sad!

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