Country jokes
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
China should be a baseball team.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
What do you call a racist community? America.
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.