Country jokes
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
Ukraine.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."