Texas 😂😂😂😂
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
What do you call an Angry Texan?
a Confederate leader
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"
whole November month, sniper lessons avaliable in Dallas U.S
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots
A Tyrannosaurus Tex
A young cowboy entered a seedy cafe in a small West Texas town. He sat at the counter and spotted an elderly cowboy with his arms folded and his gaze fixed on a bowl of chili. After roughly 15 minutes of staring at it, the young cowboy boldly inquired, “If you’re not going to eat it, do you mind if I do?” Slowly turning his head toward the young wrangler, the older cowboy muttered, in his best cowboy voice, “Nah. Go ahead.” The young cowboy eagerly reached over and slid the bowl over to his spot, spooning it in with glee. He was almost to the bottom when he noticed a rotten dead rat in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately upchucked the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly said, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too...”
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the battle of the Alamo? Cause they only had 4 trucks.
you call it a school shooting. I call it an unfair shootout.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund? The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie".
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head just because his wife Said he was close minded
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What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan? Nothing no one cares how much Lead is in the kids
Texans: Don't mess with texas
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us President Biden
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"Whats the capital of Texas", Said The Brown Hair. " T ", Said The Blonde
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Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
Texas be like its cold over here over here
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15 I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
